qatu:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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rockinglittlebookworm:

piercing-whore:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

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vinebox:

when tumblr recommends a post and its actually good.

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

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shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

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condensedbloodmilk:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

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officialunitedstates:

who needs friends when you have inactive followers

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tylerchokely:

me at school

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